Here Thar Be WAFFLES.
(Source: hotdamnthatlooksgood)
(Source: cherswifts)
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
this has been made officially illegal in my town.
i’m crying ohmygod. i cant.
(Source: seizetonight)
Delicious Crispy Snickerdoodles! Click the picture for the recipe!
i made someone snickerdoodles today and my fat fucking asshole friend grabs one without asking and then spits it out and says it tastes horrible and that it tastes like gingerbread or some shit like the asshole he is.
i told him, let go, you motherfucking asshole, these are snickerdoodles, guess you’re a dumbshit, now get out of my life.
but more like i just told him they are snickerdoodle.
what a fat fuck.
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71Bomb The Music Industry!- Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die
1. The chorus of this song is “Nice Going Asshole” repeated.
2. This song is a funny story about how BTMI! thought their bassist was going to join Every Time I Die.
3. This band is incredible. Also all their music is on their website for free.
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