"Or I’ll…what will I do?"
"Bite his head off and spit in the hole."
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy