"Or I’ll…what will I do?"
"Bite his head off and spit in the hole."

"Or I’ll…what will I do?"

"Bite his head off and spit in the hole."

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog)

yehloser:

lemon doesn’t love u

clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

(Source: instagram.com)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

waitwheresthefood said: DID YOU UNFOLLOW ME

shut---up:

NO

(Source: princesswetkitty)

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

smallerpartsofthecity:

urbandirt  it’s not fanfic but ..

smallerpartsofthecity:

urbandirt  it’s not fanfic but ..