This is a good time to just stop you right there...
THAT YOU’RE NOT BEING SUBTLE.
A little promo time...
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Bitch, I’m such a fatass I’d eat YOU if I had the chance.
If we can’t protect the world…you’d be damn sure we’ll...– The new Avengers trailer.