January 2012
53 posts
Give me some rope,
Tie me to dream,
Give me the hope,
To run out of steam....
– At Least It Was Here (The 88 — Community is a good show.)
December 2011
43 posts
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I like the version better where number three is “you gotta tell her that she’s pretty.”
As a fatty myself,
I’m only endorsing how true the latter statement in the below quote is for me.
How can you eat so little?
Friend: I just get full very easily.
Other friend: The point of eating is not to get full! It's to enjoy the food!
My mind: I love fatties.
whatsthedealwithairlinefood:
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I have made my peace with something.
Mom: Wait, so you’re just gonna quit? Why can’t you just do blah-blah? You should just do blah-blah. If you did blah-blah you could get blah-blah. Why don’t you just do blah-blah, honey.
Me: STFU MOM I HAVE MADE MY PEACE.
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"Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be...
-the good ol’ bard, hisself.
LET US DRAIN THE NEAREST VINEYARD, FRIEND.