May 2012
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“I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, ‘I hear music,’ as if there is any other way you can take it in. You’re not special, that’s how I receive it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.”
— Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Grill Locations
- Tevye: Do you love me?
- Golde: Do I WHAT???
- Tevye: Shhhhhhhhhh!
- Tevye: ...Do you love me?
- Thor: He's still my brother.
- Natasha: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
- Thor: He's adopted.
